- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Boxing on Boxing Day

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Women's rights

Soccer...

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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