A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Skrillex.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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