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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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