What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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Women's Soccer.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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