- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What's worse than this That :(

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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