- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Robin, get in the car, please.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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