- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Whats white? A fridge

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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