What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Daniel is a fag

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

The cream, it is coming

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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