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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

what goes boo a sock

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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