- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Daniel is a fag

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

The cream, it is coming

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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