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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.