WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Robert Mugabe.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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