What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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