A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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