America

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Sarah Palin.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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This is an anti-joke.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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