Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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