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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Turkeys are obese

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Justin Bieber

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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