whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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women's rights.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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