What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What is older than history?

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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