- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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