What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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