What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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