- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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