- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

knock knock come in

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

I'd like to make a withdraw

don't just stand there

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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