What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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