My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

I'm going to Re-write History... History

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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