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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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