- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

1+2 = 6

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??