Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

why was the cat black it was a black cat

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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