- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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