Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Kys

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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