- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

The lion swallowed his pride.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

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