What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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