What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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