- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??