- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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