- Anti Joke

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?