- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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