- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Your Mom The End.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

hey guys im gay

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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