What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Rush Limbaugh

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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