What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Anti Joke

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