In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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What's your guys names?

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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