Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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2 black kids walk into school

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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