How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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