- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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