- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

ask me if i am a tree. no.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

su algato es en fuego

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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