How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What's up? Your time.

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Knock knock.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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test test

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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