- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

A man goes to the potty.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

there once was a black man who played basketball

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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