How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What's up? Your time.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

test test

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

im saul and i love cock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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