why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Jersey Shore.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

why was the boy sad? because.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What did the snake say to the rat?

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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